Wednesday, August 27, 2008


In 2nd year.

So far its been really annoying. Early this sem, admin registered a bunch of us mechatronics with the wrong subject. Caused us a lot of fuss la.

Then theres the unavailability of a lecturer for DED. We were behind by a week or 2. Im not really sure. So when she arrived, she had to cram us up fast to make up for the lost week.

Then theres the graduation that got the circuits and electronics lecturer unable to attend for lecture and since the coming Monday is a holiday, he too had to cram us.

Im pretty much left behind.

Pisses me off.

Getting lazier to study.

Gonna b a long semester.



Saturday, July 26, 2008


Always set your message and ring tone with the lion dance music. Make sure you have it on LOUD.

Its good when your in a tense/awkward situation where nobody seems to be talking or everybodys too afraid to make a sound.

When that bad boy rings, itll be a brand new day.

When your in a crowd.

Just look up and stare at it for a while. People will start join in. When they start looking up and ask whats happening.

Walk away.

Use a 70s 80s disco music for ur ring tone.

The funk is good.

Memorize a few Chuck Norris facts.

For those of you who dont know Chuck Norris. Hes a martial artist. Famous in the tv series Walker: Texas Ranger. Very old series.

He's also acted in quiet a lot of action movies. The thing bout Chuck Norris movies is that he, very much like Steven Seagal, never gets punched, kicked, thrown. His movies make him look absurdly tough and unkillable. Its just inhuman.

He's made out to be the perfect killer. A super soldier (Most of his roles is as a commando). The ultimate human kung fu machine. He can headshot you 500 kilometres away with an air gun.

The only person whos ever beaten him (movie wise) was Bruce Lee. Chuck was the villain.

Because he is made out to be so insanely untouchable in his movies, people have come out with a bunch of joke facts.

· When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
· Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
· There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
· Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
· Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
· Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
· Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
· There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
· When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
· Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
· Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
· Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
· Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
· Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Hes so tough, he uses graters as toilet tissue !!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Movie Review - The Dark Knight

Just watched the dark knight.
The movie completely blew my ass off.

It wasnt so much the storyline or the action.

It was the acting.

Heath Ledger as The Joker.

Maybe Heath Ledger passing on had something to do with the perception that people has of his acting in this movie.

Maybe they sympathised. Maybe they wanted to remember him leaving in full glory.

But from what i saw, his death had nothing to do with that perception.

To put it, he was a believable deranged pyscho.

Im not saying too much about this movie but dont get me wrong. Doesnt mean its not on top. Its right there. And everybodys gotta watch this movie. Just made my day for the entire year.

Now ive just got hellboy 2 to watch.

Hellboy came out a few weeks before batman. Maybe they shouldve came out earlier so less competition. Could still squeeze more money out. What the hell were they thinking.

Monday, July 7, 2008

up yours

This post has been on overdue for too damn long.

A bunch of us decided to road trip up to miri for this semesters holiday.

Stopped at sibu for the nite and went finished the rest of the bus ride the next day.

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Pesta Olimpik. They sold bb guns. I bought myself a laser guided pistol. Aldrin bought himself a broken shotgun because the superstar does not know how to operate a toy. Forced to buy it after he broke it.

One of the posters on Condom House. Too make things clear, i didnt notice the poster until Aldrin told me. I was busy humming gospel songs in my head.

He-Man Aldrin was the only one who vomited after.

Niah van trip.

Wasted 30 minutes waiting at a bus stop thats not actually a bus stop. Motherfu...

Gay much?

Family got two dogs. Last measure after getting two cars stolen in a one year span. Ones called Nacho and the other ones Hershey. Nacho boy. Hershey girl.

Dog down here is Nacho. Damn lazy this dog.

Results coming out tomoro. Im extra nervous this time. I dont wanna fail. I dont wan my cgpa to go down. The reason why im extra nervous is cause i did not do as good this sem as i did last sem.

I know people've been constantly saying i always complained bout doing bad but end up with an ok result but this is different. Theres something terribly wrong. Gonna be a long night tonite.

Its been a terrible semester. Had so much to do. So so much to consider. Eventually i got too tired to give a shit.

And for that i must admit, ive been an assclown, a jerk, a jackass. It may be too late, but i apologise to anyone ive upset or pissed off. Intentionally or not.

I guess i havent been avery. I cant promise ill be avery for the coming sem.

But avery sounds good. Should give it a shot sometimes. ERK !!.

Good luck wit your results everyone.